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NSA 's self-licking ice-cream cones.

The National Security Agency is now utilizing demateralized domestic agents wearing blond horse hair wigs with bangs cut across the eyebrows, two inches longer than sholder leingth. Blond horse hair is available via the internet by the pound. The price of freedom is eternal watch.

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