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Weekly Update with Alyssa Jaffer

Cal student and satirist Alyssa Jaffer gives you Berkeley's version of SNL's Weekend Update.

Berkeley Police Department arrested Oakland residents involved in . The officer confiscated what turned out to be cocaine, not as he originally thought, powdered sugar for his doughnuts.

A man’s Apple when he left it unattended at a breakfast restaurant. Without the Mac, it was difficult to enjoy the cheese.

Candidates for student government at UC Berkeley on the ASUC election this year. Next on the university’s docket? Campaign finance reform.

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A tree-sitter ended his protest by engaging in a fistfight with another park occupant. People’s Park has been renamed People Punch.

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